Title: Getting the Record Straight
Rating: PG
Notes: Short piece making fun of the fact that the Joker never gives the same origin story twice.
Word Count:1,288
Summary: The Gotham police force thinks the Joker would be easier to manage if they knew where he came from and what his motivation is. So they're lucky he tells his story to all his victims, right? Right?

 

Title: Bird Watching
Rating: PG
Notes: Answer to a prompt from lilpocketninja: "But, but, but! Ma'am! I just wanted to take him to play in my cave!"
Word count: 883
Summary: The time has come for Batman to find himself a new Robin. What stands between him and his goal? A playground full of children, an angry mother, and a can of Mace. The Batman doesn't stand a chance.